GAY PEOPle's ChroNICLE

OCTOBER 30, 1998

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Mail Handlers Needed Seeking motivated and hardworking people to work part-time or on an on-call basis. $5.15/hour. Start work immediately! Call Mary Ann at 216631-8646.

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The Chronicle is seeking responsible, motivated go-getters to sell advertising for Ohio's largest gay, lesbian newspaper. Experience preferred but if you're dependable and a self-starter, training is available. For an interview call David Ebbert at 216-631-8646. (~)

Club Cleveland seeking full and part time employment. Good pay, fun environment. Apply in person, Mon-Fri 8am-4pm. 1448 W.32nd Street. 216961-2727. (20)

AHC needs house monitors. Full-time and PRN substitutes. Call 216-651-6400. (20) Live-in housekeeper, must like dogs, non-smoker, responsible, clean. References required. Full or part time. 216-651-2182. Leave message.

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Dancers needed! We are seeking enthusiastic and energetic males to work for the world famous Fred Astaire Dance Studios. No experience necessary. Training provided. Full time only please. Call Chris at 216-464-4282. 1pm-5pm M-F.

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Commercial and residential cleaning, carpet cleaning, general maintenance, repairs and painting. Bonded and insured. References available. Meticulous and dependable. Call 216-749-9735.

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Real Estate

Waterfront Condo, Sandusky, 2 story, very private. 2 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath. Dockage available. Leave message. 419-626-6506. (19)

Ohio City, 3801 Bridge Avenue. Total rebuild, reduced to $182,000. Principals only. Garage and yard. See to appreciate. 216-761-6376. (19)

For Rent

Northern Ohio

House-Clifton-W 110th

Large 6 rooms up, 2 bedrooms, carpet, appliances, fireplace, porches, garage, driveway. $550 plus security. Available now!! Dining room. 216676-4448. (20)

Kent-2nd floor of my home-3 rooms, bath, kitchenette, garage, pool. Utilities included. $325/ per month. Call Harry at 330-678-4126. (19)

Roommates

GWM seeks GWM to share house. Near 1-77 Fairlawn/Bath area. $220/per month + deposit plus 1/3 of utilities. 330-801-8043. (20)

North Royalton grad will share his 2 bedroom 2 bath Condo with male or female. Close to 71 & 77. 440-877-0669. (19)

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GM wanted to share 2 bedroom apartment in Green/Akron. $187.50/per month. Must have car, job, and be discreet. 330-645-7355. (20)

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Male 43 needs responsible, employed to share large Eastlake home. M/F, 1⁄2 expenses. Call for info. 440-953-1029. Rick (19)

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Roommate wanted to share three bedroom home with two males. Off Clinton. $325/per month plus phone. Includes kitchen, washer/dryer, parking. 216-228-0861. (20) Roommate wanted to share charming Euclid colonial. East walk to lake. Nice quiet neighborhood. $300. Call Tom 216-261-0019. (19)

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REPEAT PERFORMANCE 1998 BY ROBERT KIRBY OMEWHERE, OUTSIDE AN OFF-OFF-OFF BROADWAY THEATRE

NICE OF YOU TO WALK ME HOME, KEV... I KNOW YOU HATED THE PLAY, BUT I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME.

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I DIDN'T HATE IT.. I MEAN, THE PLAY WRIGHT COULD STAND TO LEARN A BIT MORE ABOUT BASIC PLOT STRUCTURE, AND DIALOGUE, BUT... WELL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD...

KEVIN, YOUR EYES GLAZED OVER RIGHT FROM THE START. ADMIT IT. YOU HATED IT!

BY ROBERT KIRBY

NO, IT'S NOT EVEN THE PLAY, REALLY, PRETENTIOUS AS IT IS...I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY YOU DON'T CAST YOUR ASPI-| RATIONS HIGHER THAN THIS SORT OF THING..CANIT YOU AUDITION FOR MORE PROFESSIONAL WORK? I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MEET WITH SOME REAL SUCCESS.

Caren Zeefe, LISW, CCDC Licensed Independent Social Worker Certified Chemical Dependency Counselor

APS Associated Psychological Services, Inc. The Shaker Building

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VERY FUNNY. RAIN, YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD AND STILL WORKING IN A BOOKSTORE! DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT-

SOB YOU REMEMBER MY BIG CO-STARRING ROLE ON BROADWAY-I COULDN'T HELP IT WHENN'T THAT MEAN OLD HELEN LANSON FELT THREATER BY MY TALENT AND HAD ME DRUMMED OUT OF THE SHOW! & CHOKE!

THAT I'M NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING RECOGNIZED IN MY PROFESSION THAT IT'S TIMEZ TAKE ASTIOUS LOOK AT THIS ACTING BUSINESS-ETC, ETC, ETC..

W. KEVIN!

FINE. FORGET IT.

HAPPILY

*SOON.....

WELL, YOU'RE HOMEST SUPPOSE I'M INVITED STAGE" TONIGHT...?

I DON'T KNOW, KEVÍN, DID YOU REALLY THINKI WAS GOOD.

TONIGHT